A Handful of the Best Writing-Related Jokes I Could Find & Think Of

When I wrote my first novel The Manhattan Mishap, one compliment I got from my editor was a congrats on writing such a humorous manuscript. I’m not trying to brag but I do think it was pretty hilarious. Of course, it has its serious moments too, dealing with toxic relationships, workplace frenemies, and mental health issues, but for the most part it was meant to be a lighthearted, funny read. So, in the same vain, I wanted to take a look into some of the best writing-related jokes that I could find.

Author jokes can range from puns about punctuation to satirical jabs at literary genres. These jokes often play on common stereotypes about writers being introverted, pretentious, or obsessed with their craft. While some may find author jokes clever and entertaining, others might think of them as overused and unoriginal. Whether at book clubs, writing workshops, or literary events, author jokes remain a popular form of humour within the writing community.

In my new novella, The Fashion Girl Goes Home, I wrote a little joke about makeup. Here’s a snippet:

“I have a joke for you guys. I think Reese will appreciate it,” said Uncle Russ. “Why did the concealer lie to its therapist?” He stopped briefly for suspense. “Because it was trying to cover up extra baggage.”
“Oh my god,” Reese laughed, more out of politeness than anything.
“Dad, you’re killing me,” said Sarah, slowly shaking her head.

I remember when I was in school, my sister would read my answers on exams or personal essay kind of things and burst into laughter. She thought what I’d written was really funny even though it wasn’t meant to be. At all. I don’t know what that says about me. Perhaps that I don’t take life too seriously? I’m not sure. But what I do know is that I’m a sucker for a good joke. And a bad one, too. Cheesy puns? Sign me up!

Here are a few of the best writing-related jokes.

What type of blood does a proofreader have? Type O.

Why do farmers make great writers? They know how to work a plot.

What is the spookiest kind of author? A ghostwriter.

Why are writers always cold? They’re surrounded by drafts.

Why don’t authors have more free time? They’re booked and busy.

What’s a writer’s favourite breakfast? Synonym buns. 

Being a writer is satisfying. Being an editor is more rewording.

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What do working in publishing and parenting a toddler have in common? Reading the same damn book over and over and over.

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